Higurashi ABRIDGED

KEIICHI moves to a small village called Hinamizawa and joins a club at his school. He becomes friends with MION, RENA, RIKA, and SATOKO. They play games [like card or board games] and have a punishment game for the loser.

Hinamizawa seems like a peaceful, little village, and Keiichi enjoys being there. There's also the event each year, the WATAGANASHI FESTIVAL. It is then that they worship the local deity, the god OYASHIRO[-sama].
Keiichi learns about how on the day of the festival, one person dies and another disappears. It has happened for the last four years.

There was an issue about a dam. They were going to make a dam out of the village, but many protested. Keiichi finds out that there were deaths involved.

Strange events encircle the festival, and Keiichi finds himself paranoid about the true meaning about the festival. Is it just to worship Oyashiro-sama, or is there really a curse?

IN EVERY ARC, THE STORY STARTS OVER, WITH SEVERAL CHANGES [this is explained later on in the story]. EACH TIME, ANOTHER PERSON BECOMES PARANOID AND GOES CRAZY. Murders occur. The order of people murdered differs each time.

Keiichi/Satoshi - Bryan
Rena/Rika/Hanyuu - Emily
Mion/Shion - Nikki
Satoko - Chelsea
Tomitake - Steve
Takano -
Ooishi -
Irie - Tom
[secondary/minor characters]
Keiichi's mom - Steve

-Keiichi Kills Mion and Rena with a bat swinging repeatedly-
-Op-
Keiichi: *Stretches*
Keiichi: Good morning *Large tray of food in front of him*
Keiichi’s mom: Good morning
Keiichi: Bye! *Large tray of food is empty*
Keiichi’s mom: Oh keiichi! Thank rena for the pickles she got for me.
Keiichi: Sure thing *Puts on shoes and leaves*
Keiichi Narrates: It’s been a month since I moves to hinamizawa. I learned for the first time air can actually smell good *Smells air*
Rena: Keiichi! Morning! *Waves*
Keiichi: *Walks to Rena* Early as always! Why don’t you sleep in once and a while?
Rena: *They walk togeither* If I slept in you’d be waiting for me.
Keiichi: In that case I’d go without you
Rena: *Chibi mad face* That’s cold! *Chibi sad face* I always wait for you!
Keiichi: I’d leave you behind in an instant. *looks back at Rena* without a second thought.
Rena: *Sad expression* Why are you so cold? Why?
Keiichi: *Smiles at her* Just kidding. I’d wait for you.
Rena: *Blushes*…Thanks
Keiichi Narrates: The weird girl who constantly blushes and daydreams is Ryuuguu Rena. I’ve only known her less than a month but…I know her name isn’t the only weird thing about her…
Keiichi(While narrate goes on): Hey mom gave me a message for you. She thanks for the pickles.

-Keiichi Kills Mion and Rena with a bat swinging repeatedly-
Keiichi: That'll learn ya to say "I lost the game" publicly!
-Op-
Keiichi: *Stretches* Time to masturbate
Keiichi: I ordered a sandwich. *Large tray of food in front of him*
Keiichi’s mom: Good morning
Keiichi: Bye! *Large tray of food is empty*
Keiichi’s mom: Oh keiichi! Thank Rena for the hentai she got for me.
Keiichi: No you *Puts on shoes and leaves*
Keiichi: It’s been a month since I moved to SecludedVillageNumberOne. I learned for the first time cancer is airborne *Smells air*
Rena: Keiichi! Morning! *Waves*
Keiichi at the same time: and STDs
Keiichi: *Walks to Rena* Early as always! Why don’t you sleep in once and a while?
Rena: *They walk togeither* If I slept in you’d be waiting for me.
Keiichi: In that case I’d sleep in with you.
Rena: *Chibi mad face* Rapist! *Chibi sad face* But you're gay aren't you?
Keiichi: Where the hell did you get that idea? *looks back at Rena* But seriously, where?
Rena: *Sad expression* Why do you need to know? Why?
Keiichi: *Smiles at her* Just kidding. I'm Gay.
Rena: *Blushes*…Well shit...
Keiichi Narrates: The weird girl who constantly blushes and daydreams is Ryuuguu Rena. I’ve only known her less than a month but…I know her name isn’t the only weird thing about her…
Keiichi(While narrate goes on): Hey mom gave me a message for you. She thanks for the hentai.

-Keiichi Kills Mion and Rena with a bat swinging repeatedly-
Keiichi: I don't always murder girls, but when I do, I'll meme it.
-Op-
Keiichi: *Stretches* Time to masturbate
Keiichi: I'm not that hungry. *Large tray of food in front of him*
Keiichi’s mom: Don't worry it's not much
Keiichi: Bye! *Large tray of food is empty*
Keiichi’s mom: Oh keiichi! Thank Rena for the hentai she got for me.
Keiichi: and I didn't get any..? *Puts on shoes and leaves*
Keiichi: It’s been a month since I moved to SecludedVillage. I learned for the first time cancer is airborne *Smells air*
Rena: Keiichi! Morning! *Waves*
Keiichi at the same time: and STDs
Keiichi: *Walks to Rena* Early as always! Why don’t you sleep in once and a while?
Rena: *They walk togeither* If I slept in you’d be waiting for me.
Keiichi: In that case I’d sleep in with you.
Rena: *Chibi mad face* Rapist! *Chibi sad face* But you're gay aren't you?
Keiichi: Where the [HonkNoise] did you get that idea? *looks back at Rena* But seriously, where?
Rena: *Sad expression* Why do you need to know? Why?
Keiichi: *Smiles at her* Just kidding. I'm Gay.
Rena: *Blushes*…Well shit...
Keiichi Narrates: The weird girl who constantly blushes and [HONK]s is Ryuuguu Rena. I’ve only known her less than a month but…I know her [HONK] isn’t the only weird thing about her…
Keiichi(While narrate goes on): Hey mom gave me a message for you. She thanks for the hentai.

-Keiichi Kills Mion and Rena with a bat swinging repeatedly-
-Op-
Keiichi: *Stretches* Wow! What a great dream I had!
Keiichi: Good morning *Large tray of food in front of him*
Keiichi’s mom: Good morning
Focus on Keiichi's mom
Keiichi: -loud eatin noises-
Keiichi: Bye! *Large tray of food is empty*
Keiichi’s mom: Oh keiichi! Thank rena for the pickles she got for me.
Keiichi: Sure thing *Puts on shoes and leaves* *under breath* whore....
Keiichi Narrates: It’s been a month since I moves to hinamizawa. I learned for the first time air can actually smell like discarded tampons of my mother *Smells air*
Rena: Keiichi! Morning! *Waves*
Keiichi: *Walks to Rena* Early as always! Why don’t you sleep in once and a while?
Rena: *They walk togeither* If I slept in you’d be waiting for me.
Keiichi: In that case I’d go without you
Rena: *Chibi mad face* That’s cold! *Chibi sad face* I always wait for you!
Keiichi: I’d leave you behind in an instant. *looks back at Rena* without a second thought.
Rena: *Sad expression* Why are you so cold? Why?
Keiichi: *Smiles at her* Just kidding. I’d wait for you.
Rena: *Blushes*…Really?
Keiichi: No you're a bitch let's go
Keiichi Narrates: The weird girl who constantly blushes and daydreams is Ryuuguu Rena. I’ve only known her less than a month but..godamn she's needy.
Keiichi(While narrate goes on): Hey mom gave me a message for you. She thanks for the dil- i mean pickles

-Keiichi swings a bat at a bunch of "pinatas" of Mion and Rena, hysterically crying out about winning bunches of candy-
Keiichi: YEHEYAH! CANDY!! -laughs maniacally- BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVERRR!!!
-Keichii stops beating with bat-
-Camera catches Keiichi's eyes with pupils dialated- Keiichi[maniacally]: YEAH!
-Opening rolls-
Keiichi: *Stretches*
Keiichi[in his futon; sleepily]: Hmm. Gotta have my bowl.
Keiichi: There's no cereal here! *Large tray of food in front of him*
Keiichi’s mom: JUST EAT YOUR DAMN FOOD
Keiichi[bloated]: gwahhhhh *Large tray of food is empty*
Keiichi’s mom: Oh Keiichi! Thank Rena for the [emphasis]pickles[/emphasis] she got for me.
Keiichi: You mean that dildo? Sure, sure. *Puts on shoes and leaves*
Keiichi Narrates: It’s been a month since I moved to Hinamizawa. But this damn place always smells of dog shit. *Smells air*
Rena: BASTARD! DID YOU BRING ME BREAKFAST?! *Waves*
Keiichi: *Walks to Rena* You're fat enough as you are anyway. You should seriously go on the Zone diet.
Rena: *They walk togeither* But you know how I love to eat. I'm pregnant all the time you know!
Keiichi: You know you should use condoms.
Rena: *Chibi mad face* But that's unnatural! *Chibi sad face* It never feels the same!
Keiichi: Besides, everyone who sexes you up leaves you. *looks back at Rena* You can never keep a guy.
Rena: *Sad expression* Why are you so cold? Why?
Keiichi: *Smiles at her* Just kidding. But I'd leave you if I preg'd you.
Rena: *Blushes*…wow you'd really sex me up.
Keiichi Narrates: The slut girl who constantly blushes and daydreams about sex is Ryuuguu Rena. I’ve only known her less than a month but…she's been knocked up by more guys than days I've lived here.
Keiichi(While narrate goes on): Hey mom thanks you for that dildo. "It works like a charm!" she told me.